Total Medals Earned: 1,182 (From 376 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,890 Points
Medals Earned: 6/16 (35/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Purchase an item!
He watches...
"There's nobody here."
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/19 (10/310 points)
Earn over $50,000!
Maximize the Speed skill!
Don't do aything!
Earn over $100,000!
Succumb to depression and hostility!
Earn over $250,000!
Earn over $500,000!
Maximize the Size Skill!
Complete the game, earn over $1,000,000!
Earn over $750,000!
Do not upgrade "Health" Skill at all!
Lose over 50 times!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/420 points)
Got a combo of at least 10!
Got a combo of at least 25!
Beat level 1 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 2 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 3 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 4 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 5 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 6 of Adventure Mode!
Got a win in the multiplayer vs mode!
Got a combo of at least 50!
Beat level 7 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 8 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 9 of Adventure Mode!
Completed Adventure Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/260 points)
You found life on this planet!
You dig this game
Oh... a bunny
It starts to look a lot more green...
You really dig this game
First man on this planet!
Oh no, more bunnies...
The dawn of mankind...
This planet will never be the same...
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Finish the game!!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/30 points)
Perform a bribe
Medals Earned: 6/6 (125/125 points)
Win Daily Race at the 1st place
Win Marathon Race at the 1st place
Win Weekly Race at the 1st place
Win Monthly Race at the 1st place
Win Quarterly Race at the 1st place
Win Ultimate Race at the 1st place
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)
They were meant to be.
<3
Here my heart can rest.
So much for that appetitive for destruction...